Post by Christine Wooten on Oct 6, 2007 3:51:35 GMT -5
'O Balwemtimes.... O Balwemtimes...
I gotta makes my Balwemtimes...
I gots sum scissors and sum gwoo
n' wotsa pwetty papers too
O Balwemtimes .... O Balwem.......'
'HEY !!... Yews not sposeded to habs scissors,' said Penny. 'Yup I is too,' said Dee Dee.... 'Yew's NOT lowded to habs scissors,' said Penny...'is she Thuthie.' 'Nope', said Suzie 'yews NOT sposeded to pway wif scissors...' 'Well,' said Dee Dee ' I's NOT pwayin wifs dem...I's usein dem... I's cuttin sumpin....' 'Well yews not lowded to cuts on stuffs..' said Penny 'I's not cuttin on stuffs,' said Dee Dee... I's MAKIN Balwemtimes and we's lowded to do dat....so THERE !!!'
'Yup, we's lowded to makes Balwemtimes,' said Natalie...'But you's NOT lowded to use da scissors.'
'Are too....' 'Are NOT .....' 'ARE TOO....' 'ARE NOT...'
'ARE TOOOO'.... ... 'A'INT !!!!'
'GASP!!!!'..... 'Uh oh...yews not sposeded to tawk like dats,' said Suzie .... 'Woot doan let's us tawk like dats,' said Penny..... 'Yews gonna be in twubble,' said Suzie.
' Are not,' said Natalie....'Are too....' 'Are NOT .....' 'ARE TOO....' 'ARE NOT...'...'ARE TOOOO'...'A'INT !!!!'
'GASP!!!!' ..... 'Ohhhhh....wats woot gonna do's to her if she finds out,' said Penny 'ohhhhhhh !!!' 'She's gonna do wat grandaddy did's n' washes her mouf outs wif soap...dat's wat,' said Suzie. 'Or maybe 409,' said Penny...'dats wat woot washes dowys wifs.' 'HEY,' said Dee Dee...mebby she'll use da Maggik Wacer on her n' washes her mouf wite offs...den she cuddn't say dem wurds she's not sposeded to says!!'
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh' screamed Natalie 'I doan wants my mouf washded offs....Ahhhh....Ahhhhhhh!!!!!' 'Well,' said Suzie ... 'yew shudn't tawk wike dat n' usein' wurds yew's not sposeded to...yew is a BAD gurl, yup yew is !!' 'Am Not,' said Natalie... Are Too....AM NOT...ARE TOO.... AM N O T..... ARE TOO.....A'INT!!!!'
'NATALIE!!!!' said Toni coming into the room....'You come with me right now....MARCH!!!'....... 'Ohhhhh,' said Penny 'wat's gonna happens to her....is dey weely gonna washes her mouf off...n' wat bouts her eyes...ohhhh noooo....we gots to helps her....QUICK!!!' 'Ohh Dee Dee,' said Suzie 'Penny's wite...we gots to saves her...member Thawthee tellded us once bout how woot tookded da face wite offs Walda...ohhh poor Natawee!!!'
'Yeah,' said Penny ...'n' it's all yore fawlt too Dee Dee...yew wuz da wun dat wuz pwayin wif da scissors n' doin wat yew's not sposeded to!!' 'How's she gonna tawk wif her mouf washded off's,' said Suzie...'wat we gonna do's ...wet's go n' see's if we can see wat's happenin!!'
'Wook...dere she is...sittin on da bed,' said Penny...'psssttt...Natawee..wat happened.' 'I's not louded to tawks to yew,' said Natalie...'I's not louded to tawks to anybodys...snif...I's got to waits here til woot gets home n' den Toni sayded I gots to go n' see woot'..sob..'I doan wanna gets my mouf washded offs...wahhhhhhh!!!!!'
'I knows,' said Penny...'wet's gets sum paint n' paints all obs her face wun colwor...den she will wooks wikes her face hab doneded be'd washded offs n' den when Toni sees it be'd alweddy donded she will goes ways n' den we can washes offs da paint n' Natawee will still habs her face!!!' 'YAY Penny,' said Suzie 'yew thunkded weely hards n' yew gots a gud idea...c'mons ...wet's goes n' gets da paint... wat colwor shud we uses!!'
'I wikes bwoo,' said Dee Dee....'I wikes gween,' said Penny....'But yew got's to paints her a FACE colwor..doan yew...' said Suzie...'huh...doan yew.' ' I guesses so,' said Dee Dee...'she sure wooda be'd pwetty wifs a bwoo face,' ...'or a gween wun..' said Penny, 'I wikes gween.' 'Oh OH... we be's too wates..here cums Toni...quick hides...HIDE...we's not sposeded to be's here!!!'
'Ok, Natalie,' said Toni...'let's go and see woot.'
'NOOOOOOOooo...' screamed Natalie...'I doan want's my mouf washded off's...NOOOOOooo!!!!' and she took off out the door but Toni with her long legs was too fast for her and she scooped Natalie up. 'Now Natalie,' said Toni 'what's all this about washing your mouth off...' 'Cuz I wuz tawkin' bad n' woot didded it's to Walda n' I doan wanna woose my mouf...wahhhhh!!!'
'Oh my,' said Toni...' I don't know who gave you that idea, but ...I can guess. Woot is NOT going to wash your mouth off...or even...out with soap... was that what your heard...and as for Walda...she was a project doll and woot only took her face paint off so that she could be re-painted to become Valda..the famous ballerina...and she is beautiful now..isn't she, so now stop crying..woot is not going to touch your mouth. I'm sure she IS going to punish you though in some way...but...you deserve it talking the way you did...now...come on....' 'But Toni,' said Natalie ...'wat's woot gonna do's to meeeee !!! wahhhhh!!!'
'Ohhh, Natawee, yew are baks,' said Suzie 'wat did woot sayded to yew.' 'Woot sayded dat she wuz berry disspointeds in meeeee...wahhhhh.... n' she sayded dat I's not to tawks wikes dat no mores...dat we doan shud uses wurds wike dat, n' dat cuz I be's too widdle to wite wines wike da big gurls do I gots to says my wines to Toni n' she gots to counts em all da way ups to wun hunnerd n' if I stops n' tawks I gots to start all ober again...wahhhh....I's gonna be sayin' wines for eber...wahhh.... I bin tryin' it's.. n'da mostest I gotted to say wuz sebben wines den I forgotted n' askded Toni if we wuz cwose to a hunnerd yet dat time n' now I got's to starts all ober AGAINS... n' I thoughted I wuz weally doin gud dat time...wahhh.... Toni gotted to go n' do somefin wite now so I got's to twy my wines again laters..n' I can't pway wifs anybodys til I gets my wines sayded...snif....'
'Well,' said Dee Dee...'Da way yew be's goin bouts it, we'll be all gwoanded ups n' goneded to collwage fore yew gets to a hunnerd wines...wat yew got's to says anyways...' 'I got's to says... I will not say ain't anymore,' said Natalie. 'Wat happens if yew do's,' said Dee Dee, 'bet yew forgets...betcha...' 'Are not gonna forgets,' said Natalie... Are too.... are not...are too... ARE NOT!!!'.... ' Ok's,' said Dee Dee, ' yew doneded guds, wet's go Penny n' Thuthie, she's gonna be's here a wong wong times...wike mebby FOREBBER...c'mon.'....
'Dere wong,' said Natalie to herself... I Ain't gonna say ain't NO MORE.... oops!!!!..... (I ain't)!!!!!!
