Post by Christine Wooten on Oct 6, 2007 3:46:50 GMT -5
'Hewwo Mither Elfant,' said Suzie 'yew wooks so sad... do yew be's sad's.' 'Yes,' sighed Mr. Elephant 'I am sad.' 'But why yew be's sad's,' said Suzie. 'Well,' said Mr. Elephant 'I'm sad because I like to sit and sniff the flowers, that is how I like to spend my summer days...but this morning every time I sniff the flowers a bumblebear comes and lands on my nose.'
'Tee hee,' laughed Suzie 'I fink yew means bummlebeez....n' I wud be's sad's too...cuz dey got's BIG sthingers...yew needs to stay ways fum dose bummlebeez.' 'Ahh little one you are right, you do need to stay away from bumblebees but...... I did say did I not, that these were bumblebears.'
'But Mither Elfant dere not be's any such fings as bummlebears,' said Suzie. 'You are quite correct little one,' said Mr. Elephant 'that is why I am so sad, because I DID see bumblebears and it disturbs me very much to see something that I know doesn't exist.....sigh. I think I need a nap.'
'Oh,' said Suzie 'maybe's dats it...maybe yew dreamded bout dere bein dose bummlebears.' 'My dear young person I know what I saw and I saw what I know to not exist. I SAW it mind you, I did NOT dream it. Now, be off with your, if you please...I do need my nap.' 'Ok's Mither Elfant,'... I's gonna go n' pway wif my thisters...I hopes yew habs a good nap n' dat yew doan sees no more ob dem bummlebears....tee hee...bye now Mither Elfant..tee hee....giggle...giggle....giggle!!!'
'Thuthie...wat yew gigglwing bouts,' said Cynthia. 'Oh, yew won't beweebs its,' said Suzie 'it bes da funniest fing. Mither Elfant be's in da garden...yew knows how he wubs da fwowers...well he finks he bes seein bummlebears...giggle...giggle!!'
Yew means bummle BEEZ,' said Cynthia 'bummle BeeZ...' 'Uh, uh,' said Suzie 'I knowded it be's bummlebeez but Mither Elfant finks dey be's bummlebears..n' he sayded he din't be dweamin bouts it either.' 'WOW,' said Cynthia, 'bummlebears!!!' 'Dat's wat he sayded,' said Suzie. 'Wunner if it be's trues,' said Cynthia. 'How cud it be's trues,' said Suzie...'yew knowded dat dere be's no such fing as bummlebears.'
'Well,' said Cynthia 'jus sposin..jus sposin it do be's trues..huh!' 'We..ll,' said Suzie 'yew knows dere doan cud be's any such fing as bummlebears n' I knows it's toos, n' Mither Elfant sayded dat he knows it too's but he still sayded dat he sawded dem... I wunners...... hmmm...Thinfia...do yew finks it mite cud be trues....WOW....I wud wikes to see dose bummlebears..wudn't yew!' 'Yup I wuds,' said Cynthia...'mebby we cud go n' hides in da garden n' watches to se if dey cums baks. C'mon wet's go!!'
'But Thinfia, Mither Elfant doan wants us to be's in da garden...he be's takin his nap.' 'Oh, it be's awight,' said Cynthia 'we be's weely weely quiets...now c'mons.' 'Oh wait Thuthie,we shud twy n' catches em...dat way if we havs a weely wive bummlebear we wud be's famous!!!' 'Oh, yew be's wite Thinfia,' said Suzie 'how we's gonna catches em..huh!' 'I knows...I knows,' said Cynthia 'we gets us sum budderfwy nets..c'mons!!!'
'Shhhh,' said Cynthia 'we'll watches fum wite here...dat way if dey wands on his nose agains we can pop outs 'n catches em...ok's' 'Yup,' said Suzie 'shhhhhh'
'Zzzzzzzzz......' 'Plonk!!!' 'Quick...get em....get em!!!'
"WHAP!!!" 'Uh oh...we misse's,' said Suzie 'but we din't miss Mither Elfant...ohhhh Mither Elfant...we be's soooooo sowwwy...we be's twyin to catches dose pesky bummlebears so's dey woan bother yew no mores...'n guess wat...yew WUZ wites..dat wuz a bummlebear...a weely twooly bummlebear....I sawded it wif my own eyes...did yew seeded it too's Thinfia...did ya...did ya??!!' 'Yup,' said Cynthia 'I did seeded it too's.' 'Well,' said Mister Elephant 'it pleases me to know that I was not the only one to see this rare and unique species...we must try and learn more about it.'
'How we's gonna do's dat,' said Cynthia 'I doan fink we cud catches em wif our nets...dey be's too small's.' 'Oh that will be no problem,' said Mr. Elephant 'I will just wrap my trunk around one the next time one lands.' 'But Mither Elfant,' said Suzie 'I finkded dat yew wuz fraid ob dose bummlebears.' 'Oh no,not I,' said Mr. Elephant 'not afraid, just annoyed by them, look....here comes one now...."plunk!!!" WRAP... 'Got him....' BOING!!!!
'Oh dear....I have lost him...dear...dear,' said Mr. Elephant. 'Mither Elfant, did yew see dat,' said Cynthia 'dat bummlebear fwyded so fasts out ob yore twunk....he din't eben fwaps his wings..he jus fwue frew da air wikes a wocket ship....WOW...!!!!!
'Giggle...giggle...giggle!!!'
