Post by woot on May 19, 2007 13:46:38 GMT -5
“We’re gonna do WHAT!”…..said Cynthia. “We be’s goin’ on a Scabbendigger Hunt,” said Natalie. “Wat’s that,” said Sherri. “Ohh… dat sounds SCARY,” said Ryan “wat do dey be’s….do dey bites….. I don’t thinks I wanna goes.” “ Oh sillwy, we don’t be’s huntin for Scabbendiggers,” said Natalie “WE be’s da Scabbendiggers n’ we’s huntin’ for FUN stuffs, c’mons let’s go…… we got’s to gets da other list.”
“Wat list,” said Sherri. “Da list of stuffs we got’s to finds,” said Natalie. “How yew knows bouts dis,” said Sherri “yew don’t can reads a list so how yew knows bout dis….. I bet yew don’t even knows.. I bet yew be’s makin dis up’s...yup ….dat’s wat I thinks...who ever even heardeds bouts Scabbendiggers….yews funny Natawee… ha ha ha ha !!!”
“I do too knows bouts dis,” said Natalie “Nuala readed me all bouts it’s n’ she be’s makin’ us a speshul list wif picshures of da stuffs cuz we don’t can reads this list…..so there!!!” “Well…...well…..well….said Sherri uh ..uh….Nuala don’t knows ebbryfings… I bet she don’t even knows bouts no Scabbendiggers either….dats wats “ “Yup she do’s,” said Natalie “ I knowded she do’s …. Nuala is a bestest big thister n’ she knowdeds bouts ebbrythings …..so there!!”
“Well….well….well…..bet she don’t cud knows bout much stuffs as TONI...dat’s wat...n’ I bet’s TONI don’t bleebs in no Scabbendiggers…. SO THERE!!” said Sherri. “ Nobody knows bout much stuffs as Toni,” said Natalie “we all knowded’s dats….n’ dat’s how I knowded’s it be’s trues cuz Toni tellded Nuala bouts it’s n’ I hearded her...SO THERE!!”
“Well….well….well…..” said Sherri…. “ YEW don’t knows how to finds nuffins...gibes me dat list n’ wets get starteds...c’mons ebbrybodys… we’s goin’ on a Scabbendigger hunt n’ I’ll be da leeder!!!”
“Natawee,” said Ryan “dat wuz your list !!” “yup,” said Cynthia “ don’t yew want’s it backs.” “Nope,” said Natalie “ let dem goes...she just got’s da list wif da wurds on it’s n’ she don’t can reads..ha ha ha ha …. We’s gonna haves Nuala’s list wif da picshures… c’mons...let’s go and get’s it.” “Natawee...Natawee…” said Dee Dee coming into the room… “Nuala gived me dis list for yew...wat it be’s.”
“Ohh goody,” said Natalie “now we can start’s….c’mons Dee Dee..yew want’s to join me n’ Thinfia n’ Ryan n’ be’s on OUR team...c’mons wet’s goes n’ we’ll tells yew all bouts it on da way….” “ But Natawee,” said Cynthia “ on da way WHERE...where we gonna do dis Scabbendigger hunt.” “We do’s it ebbrywhere,” said Natalie….. “ c’mon wet’s goes!!”
“ I don’t thinks I wants to do dis,” said Ryan…. “ I thinks dem Scabbendiggers sounds SCARY… I be gonna waits right heres for yews.” “ Oh Ryan….yew sillwy…...members..WE be’s da Scabbendiggers
it be’s just a sillwy name for da wuns dat do’s da huntin for da stuffs…. n’ Ohhhh Ryan….wook….wook…...YEW founded da first thing on da list…..see...yew founded sum yellow fwowers n’ dat list gots a yellow fwower right at da very top.”
“ I did…. I DID… Meeeeeeee … I founded da first one….. how bouts these red fwowers...duz it got’s dem too’s.” “Ohhh ...wet’s sees….. it surely duz… said Natalie...see right there is a red fwower…AND gween gwass…. Ryan yew be’s GOOD at dis game….c’mon… wet’s see wat else we can finds out here.
WOOK…...wats DAT...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RUN...RUN…….
“WAIT Ryan...wait….. Wook sillwy, it won’t hurts yew said Natalie ...it just be’s a BIG GIANT...umm ummm mmm BANANA!!!! Do dat be’s on dat list” said Cynthia….. “Nope,” said Natalie “But it sure be’s FUN to cwimbs on…….c’mon up here…..we can bounce and bounce on it’s …. OH OH OH….wook…..bounce up here wifs me n’ see wat I sees in there in woot’s car….. Wook ...wook…..Dat be’s somefin we DO needs…..wook… a thwimmin pool”….. “Wunner why it be’s there” said Cynthia……. “is it for US?” “ I knows .. I knows,” said Dee Dee….. “ it don’t be’s for us...it be’s for da collwage gurls wat be’s stayin’ wif da gurl…. I hearded dem talkin’ bouts it… I bet’s dis Banana be’s theirs too’s.”
“ Oh wook”...said Cynthia…. “yew thinks these sungwasses be’s
their’s too’s!!” “Oh….. Thinfia,” said Natalie “sungwasses be’s on da list...yew founded another thing on dat list...YAY!!!!!
“ Ok’s,” said Cynthia ‘wat’s next…. “Hmmm,” said Natalie….. we needs a mud puddle...but we don’t got’s no rain….how we’s gonna finds us a mud puddle….” “I knows,” said Dee Dee … “we can makes our OWN mud puddle….wet’s dig a hole in dis dirt wif dis garden tool n’ puts sum water in there n’ den we will haves us a MUD PUDDLE!!”
“ Watch out Natawee,” said Cynthia “ don’t yew gets yore shews wets...woot don’t wikes muddy shews n’ dat water is commin’ right at yew.” “Ok’s,” said Natalie...we got’s us a mud puddle...now wats….”
“Where be’s Ryan...ohhh I sees Ryan...over there let’s goes n’ gets...R….. YIKES...watch out Ryan...run RUN...ohhh Ryan...don’t let’s dat thing get’s yew...ohhh it bes soooooBIGS...RUN Ryan….RUN!!!!!”
“ Ohhh wook,” said Cynthia…. “ wook at dat…..there goes Sherri’s team n’ dey got’s a BIKE…!!!” “OH NO!!” ...said Natalie… “we needs dat bike...now wat we’s gonna do’s.” “ Oh dear’s,” said Ryan “ we’s not gonna be able to wins dis cuz we don’t gots’ no bike…..snif..”
“ Wait,” said Dee Dee…. “member da teddy bears at Chwistmus… dey got’s a BIKE.. AND…. a WAGON….mebby we could’s borrow’s dem...wet’s go!!” “But….but…” said Cynthia “but dey be’s upstairs now’s….. all putted aways til next Chwistmus.” “Well then,” said Dee Dee….. let’s goes n’ get’s em.” “But Dee Dee,” said Cynthia “we’s never been upstairs….we’s not sposed to goes up there…” “ But this is a mergency,” said Dee Dee…. “ we GOT’S to goes up dem stairs...c’mon’s”
“Ohhh,” said Ryan “that looks SCARY...that be’s a LONG way ups them stairs…” “Awww…..don’t be’s a fraidy cat…” said Dee Dee...we can do it’s….yew don’t want’s Sherri’s team to win’s do yew...so c’mon’s wets go!!!
“ Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!” said Natalie “ wook at all dis stuffs da teddy bears lended us…!!” “Yuppers,” said Dee Dee… “we got’s a Bike… a Wagon...n’ a widdle doggie dat rides in da wagon!!” “AND a Fan,” said Cynthia… “ don’t forget’s da fan.. .I wuvs dat fan!” “ And da football too,” said Ryan.. “ I wuvs dat football!”
“ Ok,” said Natalie… “ we got’s these things now let’s go back and look at dat list again.” “Ok,’s ...let’s go.” said Dee Dee….. “ Oh wait’s…..there is baby Nell… I luvs Baby Nel...let me gives her a hugs….”
“ Oh Dee Dee….” said Natalie “ yew be’s so clever...I thinks there be’s a baby on dat list…..we’s gonna goes and finds dat list…. yew hurries n’ catches up’s wif us after yew see’s baby Nell.. Ok’s……” “ Ok’s said Dee Dee.
“Oh.. .I’s tired’s,” said Dee Dee…. “ it be’s a long way’s backs to da dowwy room when yew be’s by yourself’s… a long….long way……. .. …
HELP….HELP…….”
“Wat’s wrong Dee Dee...wat’s wrong..” said Natalie running down the hall. “ Dat kitty cat knockded me overs”..said Dee Dee...wahhhh
“ Oh Dee Dee...never mind’s dat…” said Cynthia “ yew founded another thing on dat list...there be’s a kitty cat on dat list!!” “Well,” said Dee Dee “ I didn’t finded dat mean Kitty… it founded meeeeeeeeee!! “
“ Uh oh,” said Natalie “ here cums woot…..ohhhh she pickded Dee Dee up’s n’ tookded her wif’s her...wonder where dey be’s goin…. Oh wook….. woot gived Dee Dee sum ICE CREAM to makes her feel betters AND WOOK… dat ice cream be’s in a tea cup…..YAY...dat’s two more off dat list...YIPPEE!!!!!!”
“Now wat we got’s left’s to find’s Natawee’, said Ryan. “ Wet’s see’s,’ said Natalie. “We needs a swing n’ a sand box n’ a popsicle…. Oh dear….. We don’t got’s ANY of these things….wat we gonna do’s….”
“ Ohh no….we can’t lose dis now….we be’s too close to winnin’ it’s…. I wunner how Sherri’s team be’s doin,” said Cynthia. “Oh.. .I bet’s dey don’t got’s much stuffs as we do’s,” said Ryan. “But Sherri’s team don’t be da onlyest team we got’s to beat’s,” said Natalie. “ Wat yew mean’s,” said Dee Dee coming to join them.
“I mean’s all da dowwy mamas at OUR BABY FACE WORKSHOP got’s gurls wif teams too’s n’ we got’s to beat ALL of dem. Nuala sayded dat Ms Pamela’s gurls got’s wotsa stuffs aweddy n' Ms Ruthie's gurls be nearly donededs now too's!!
“OH NO!!! Wat we gonna do’s...we don’t can finds these things…. said
Dee Dee.
“Hi girls,” said Nuala “woot asked me to give one of these to each of you because she is so proud of how you have worked so hard for this scavenger hunt….Sherri’s team gave up but you have worked together and been creative and really shown the true spirit of the workshop….. so woot wanted to give you a little reward for all your hard work...and maybe just a little help!!”
“Ohhh Nuala….thank you ...thank you” ...said Dee Dee. “Yes,” said Natalie “now we only got’s TWO things left to finds...ohhh we GOTS to finds them….we just GOTS TO!!”
“ You know,” said Nuala “I’m sure you will...you have been very creative and resourceful…..and I just know you will get all the way to the finish… I am so proud of you ...and so is woot.”
“Ohh thank yew Nuala,” said Cynthia. “Yes,” said Ryan “ thank you...but findin’ these things isn’t enuf...we got’s to finds em FIRST”
OH my….will woot’s girls rally round and overcome the obstacle of no swing and no sandbox..or will Pamela’s or Joan’s or Ruthie's or Lynne’s girls beat them to the finish...OR...who knows...someone else may just come along and post a whole completed list…. “stay tuned to find out...the rest of the story”…….. …… ….. … … .. .. ……...