Post by woot on Jan 19, 2007 1:56:55 GMT -5
‘Ohhh…. ebbybodys….ebbybodys….wisten,’ said Suzie….’dere’s gonna be’s a PAGEANT n’ woot sayded dat one ob us might be’s in it’s...in’t dat so’s excitin’ !!! ‘Dat do be’s excitin’s’ said Cynthia.. ‘I wunner who be’d da dowy dats gonna be’s in it’s.’ ‘Wat yew got’s to do’s in dis pageant thing,’ said Sarah…’how do we knowded dat we really wants to do dis ..huh?’
‘Ohhh sillwy,’ said Suzie ‘course yew want’s to do it’s ….dis will be’s wotsa funs...yew gets to model all kinds ob cwose… a costume bouts where yew lives…. a thwimmin thuit, a bee...utee..fuls Ballwemtimes dwess, n’ sumpin else dat be’s for doin’ stuffs in….. n’ yew get’s to wears dem all on dat BIG real stage in da Fee...ate...er !!! Ohhh….dis is just sooo excitin !!’
‘ And guesses wat else…’ said Natalie ‘I just hearded dat we gets to be’s in da openin’ number...dat means we gets to DANCE..n’ I wuv dancin…. wheeee……. wheeeee……. wheeeee!!!’ ‘Natawee...stops spinnin wounds n’ wounds…’ said Suzie…’yew’s bumpin into all obs us… OUCH….’
‘Natawee...be’s carefuls,’ said Cynthia…’yew’s hurtin us !!’ ‘I’s just pwacticin my dancin’,’ said Natalie ‘yew better pwactice too’s if yew wants to be’s da one in da pageant cuz yew got’s to DANCE ...wheeee….. wheeeee…… wheeeeee….. Ooops…..BANG… ohhh … I fallded...n’ I hurted my head...wahhhhhh!!!
‘We tolded yew to stops’ said Cynthia. ‘Wet’s see your head,’ said Sarah .. ‘ohhh yew got’s a gweat BIG Bwooze on it’s ...oooooo… it doan be’s vewy pwetty… uh oh’s….. I doan thinks yew’s gonna be’s da wun in da pageant now yew’s hurted….nope I don’t….. yew better gets woot to puts a bandage on it’s….
‘Uh uh… I is NOT gonna tells woot….’ said Natalie ‘I want’s to be’s in dat pageant…’ ‘Well, how yew gonna hides dat big bump on your head,’ said Cynthia… ‘woot’s gonna sees dat...dats for sure!!’ ‘I’s gonna finds me a hat,’ said Natalie... ‘dat’s wat….. ohhh my head hurts...sniff...sniff….’
‘C’mon Natawee,’ said Suzie ‘wet’s go n’ puts sum ice on its...dats wat da gurl duz when she gets a big bump...c’mon.’
‘Wat yew thinks Thinfia,’ said Sarah ‘ do yew thinks dis would be funs….’ ‘I thinks it would be wunnerfuls… I would wuv to do dis….’said Cynthia… ‘but doan yew habs to smile in dose pageants… I doan thinks I cud smiles weally goods.
..how bouts yew?’ ‘ Ohh, I doan thinks I cud smiles at all,’ said Sarah ‘I wud be’s too skeerded out deres to smiles.’
‘Me too’s,’ said Cynthia ‘wonder who cud do dis den……. ….. bet Natawee cud’s...but she done messded ups her head...so who we’s gonna get’s to do dis ?’ ‘Thandi habs a thweet smile,’ said Sarah ‘ how bouts Thandi.’
‘But she doan shows her teefs,’ said Cynthia… ‘I thinks yews sposdeds to shows yore teefs.’ ‘Well den,’ said Sarah … ‘how bouts Heidi or Bef.’ ‘Ohhh dey be’s goods,’ said Cynthia ‘ n’ dere’s Kawen….’ ‘Nope,’ said Sarah… ‘Kawen doan got’s no teefs’ …. ‘But Penny do’s n’ Thuthie too’s’ said Cynthia…. ‘yuppers…..we gots some of us dat cud smiles REAL goods… YAY...dis cuds be’s funs…. we gets to watches n’ cheers for da dowy we wants to wins… n’ I guesses we be’s cheerin for our own dowy ...oh… I wonners who it’s gonna be’s…
‘Wet’s see…. who cud we chooses?’ said Cynthia. ‘I chooses Thuthie,’ said Sarah…
‘Nope,’ said Cynthia ‘ Thuthie tawks too muches...she wud get’s in wotsa twoubles….’ ‘Well den, I chooses Natawee wifs a hat to hides her boo boo….’ said Sarah. ‘Nope,’ said Cynthia…. ‘Natawee can’t keeps stills wong enufs for all dat stuffs… nope...not Natawee.’ ‘Well den,’ said Sarah ‘how bouts Penny or Bef..huh….’ ‘Yuppers, dey wud be’s good’s,’ said Cynthia ‘but how yew gonna chooses tweens dem...dat wud be’s too hards to do’s….who else we got’s?’
‘Well, dere’s Heidi...she smiles weely ...weely goods….’ said Sarah. ‘Yup, she duz,’ said Cynthia ‘but Heidi giggles at Ebbryfing ….… member.....she wud giggles all da way through dat pageant...oh dears… we doan gots a dowy dat wud be’s good after alls...wat we gonna do’s!!!!!’
‘Ooooo guesses wat,’ said Suzie ‘we just sawded on da puter bouts da pageant…...n’ we gotted Ann Noel to reads it to’s us.
Yew need wotsa stuff to be’s in dis….I dunno if we gots nuf stuffs..but da wady sayded yew cud makes it’s or buys it’s or uses wat yew alweddy got’s...well...we doan cud makes nuffin…….. n’ we aweddy gotted in twubles bouts buyin stuffs on dat puter so we doan cud do dats….. cud we??’ “NO” shouted Sarah and Cynthia together……
‘So,’ said Natalie ‘dat leaves us usin stuffs we aweddy gots...wet’s goes n’ sees if we gots nuf stuffs….c’mons….’ ‘We needs a wed dwess,’ said Suzie… ‘ooo wook…..some obs us gots wed Chwistmus dwesses wifs white on dems…’ ‘But dey got’s dose Chwistmus collwars on’s dem,’ said Natalie…. ‘dat won’t wurks.’ Wat elses we needs….’
‘We needs a thwimin thoot,’ said Suzie ‘Ohhh ...we got’s dat,’ said Natalie.. ‘wook...here it be’s!!’ ‘Oh goody...dat’s jus wat we needs,’ said Suzie ‘wat elses we got’s?’ ‘We...ll…..’ said Natalie ‘we’s sposded to habs a costume bout where we lives...wat cud we uses for dat...huh?’
‘ Oh… wooks..’ said Suzie ‘dis be’s da dwess dat Thandi wearded when she be’d da Thweet Onyum Pwincess…. dat’s bouts where we lives..cuz dis be’s where da Onyum Fwestibal be’s...YAY… we got’s da costume !!’
‘ Wook,’ said Natalie ‘ dat collwar comded offs dat Chwistmus dwess so now we gots fwee ob’s dem...how much many mores do we needs huh?’
‘We needs da Bee..u..tee..fuls pageant dwess.’ said Suzie... ‘n’ I knowded dat woot’s gonna makes dat one cuz I sawded dat fabwiks….so we sorta gots dat aweddy too’s….. if we kin get woot to gets it doneded’s. ‘Wat elses,’ said Natalie….’Jus one mores,’ said Suzie ‘ but it be’s HARDS…. it got’s to be’s sumpin yew do’s out in da “come..yew...nitty” n’ I doan cud finks bout wat dat cud be’s….’ ‘Hmmm, me neever,’ said Natalie. ‘Well, wat elses we got’s in dere,’ said Cynthia. ‘Nuffin’s’ ...said Suzie ‘we doan gots nuffin elses dat we cud uses…. ohh dears...we doan can do’s dis pageant...sniff…’
‘I’s gonna go asks woot bout dis,’ said Suzie ‘ I finks she musta aweddy pwanded sumpins or she wouldn’t habded sayded dat one
ob us cud be’s in it’s…..
‘Dat’s wite,’ said Cynthia ‘we shudda thinkded bouts dat… I bets woot duz habs all da stuffs aweddys….oh wook...here cums Thuthie…’
‘Guesses wat,’ said Suzie….. ‘woot aweddy chooseded da dowy dat be's in da pageant…. she sayded dat she doan cud hab times to makes more stuffs so we gots to uses wat we aweddy habs n’ one dowy alweddy got’s a dwess dat she cud wears in one ob da cat stories so dat dowy is gonna be’s da one’ …..
‘ I din’t knowded dere wuz gonna be’s kitty kat stories in da pageant too’s...wat funs’ said Sarah ‘Ohhh yew sillwy gurls,’ said Natalie…… ‘dey’s not cat stories…… dey’s da diffrunt gwoops yew got’s to be’s ins……’ ‘Well, why dey calls’ dem cat storie den’s,’ said Sarah…’ I dunno,’ said Natalie ‘but dats wat dey calls all dem diffrunt fings yew got’s to do’s….. cat stories…. dat be’s funny huh...ha ha ha ha…..!’
‘Ohhh, it all jus sounds wikes so muches fun,’ said Suzie… ‘sure wishes it wuz me dat wuz gonna be’s in it’s…….. ohhhh wait...no I don’t!!!’
“HUH” said all the others at once……. ‘HOW CUM!!!!’ ‘We...ll,’ said Suzie ‘ yew knowdeds dat woot doan cud sews too goods…. well….dis one is bout da worstest she ebber makeded.’
‘Oh...shhhhh...yew doan wants woot to hearded yew sayin dat...yew wud hurts her feewings,’ said Cynthia. ‘Uh uh,’ said Suzie ‘woot aweddy knowdeds ...she sayded so her own sefs evens…. But she sayded dat we’s doin da pageant for da fun of doin it’s n’ it doan matters bout da dwess..we will habs wots n’ wotsa funs…..ebbrybodys dat duz its will gets to habs wots n’ wotsa funs...n’ it doan matter who wins it cuz we all gets to do’s da fun part...n’ she sayded sumbuddy got’s to be’s wast pwace n’ dat dwess is gonna wins us wast pwace ….so all da other dowys doan got’s to worry bouts dat!!!! Ha ha ha ha….’
‘So who’s gonna be’s da dowy dat get’s to wears da uggywly dwess n’ habs all dat FUN n’ gets to DANCE n’ ebbryfings…. n’ model all dem cwose n’ habs wotsa picsures tookded of dem..huh...who…...WHO…’ said Natalie….. ‘ oh… I do hopes it be’s me…..I doan cares bouts winnin
wast pwace…. I jus wanna do’s it cuz it’s gonna be’s sooooo muches FUNS !!!’ ‘Ohhhh Natawee… I be’s sowwy… it doan gonna be’s yew… it doan gonna be’s any ob’s us….’ ‘WHO den,’ said Cynthia.
‘It be’s HER’ .. said Suzie…. ‘see n’ woot’s aweddy twyin dat uggwy dwess on’s her…..’
‘Ohhh,’ said Cynthia…. ‘she be’s a good choice….wet’s go n’ pwactice cheerin our dowwy on….eben wast pwace winners needs cheerin ...right…. ohhh dis is gonna be’s ...SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!!
