Post by woot on May 23, 2006 20:46:03 GMT -5
Wook Is She A ……..
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‘Ooo… wook at our pwitty dwesses….isn’t we jus da cutest widdle fings...we be’s sooooo pwitty yup we do’s’ said Suzie. ‘ I jus wuvs dese spwing dwesses,’ said Cynthia… ‘ I wunner why woot putted dem on us….is we gonna do sumpin speshuls?’ ‘Nope,’ said Dee Dee ‘I doan finks so...she done be’d putting spwing cwose on’s ebbry body’s...see...wook at dem Booettes...dey all gots new spwing dwesses...n’ wook at…...oh...who she be’s….dat dowy on da sewin table?’
‘I doan did nebber seeded her befores...did yew,’ said Cynthia. ‘Nope,
nebber did’s,’ said Dee Dee…. ‘Me neever,’ said Suzie, ‘wow, wunner who she be’s.’
‘I seeded her befores,’ said Natalie ‘she be’d in a boooooteefuls bwue satin dwess...wikes a pwincess...dats it...yups...jus wikes a pwincess...n’ dats cuz she be’s a pwincess...dat’s wat.. a weely twooly pwincess.’
‘Is not…’ said Sherri ‘she doan got’s no cwown so she doan cud be’s no pwincess.’ ‘Well, mebby she wosted it’s’ said Natalie ‘or mebby she be’s givin’ her head a west cuz it be’d heavy...yup...dat’s it...so...she do be’s a pwincess.’ ‘Says yew,’ said Sherri ‘Yup, says me,’ said Natalie. ‘But jus cuz yew sayded so doan makes it’s twue…’ said Sherri ‘ n’ she doan be no pwincess...so dere.’
‘Is too,’ said Natalie…’ Is not,’ said Sherri….. ‘IS TOO’ said Natalie … ‘NOT’ said Sherri ‘TOOOOOOO’ said Natalie…… ‘Well den,’ said Sherri ‘pwove it’s….wat pwincess do she be’s huh...huh HUH……… NO pwincess...dat’s wat!!’
‘We...ll,’ said Natalie ‘mebby she be’s...uh…….uh….how bouts….’ ‘HA, yew doan knows cuz she doan be’’s no pwincess,’ said Sherri. ‘How do yew knows,’ said Natalie.. ‘ mebby…… mebby...she be’s …. Cinnerwella… how bout dat’s huh.’
“NOPE,’ said Sherri, ‘she doan be’s Cinnerwella...cuz she doan gots no gwass swippers...she jus gots bare widdle toesies n’ who ebber hearded ob a pwincess wif bare toesies.’ ‘ Well ……… I know,’ said Natalie ..’she be’s
Wappunzel … see...she gotted da wong bwaid to wet down out ob’s da window fo da pwince to cwimbs ups...n’ she gots bare toesies to keeps her fum wunnin aways… SO DERE!!!!’ ‘NOPE,’ said Sherri...not Wappunzel...dat bwaid in’t eben wong enufs to weech da fwoor nebber minds all da way to da gwound fum da tower window…. nope...she doan be’s Wappunzel.’
‘ Well den,’ said Cynthia ‘ how bouts Snow White,’ ‘ NOPE’ said Sherri ‘doan got’s no bwack hair.’
Well….how bouts Sweepin Beauty den...yeah dat’s it she be’s Sweepin Beauty,’ said Suzie. ‘NOPE...NOPE….NOPE….,’ said Sherri … ‘she doan got’s a band-aid on her finger…..HA...so dere !!!’
‘I knowded how we cuds finds out if she be’s a weely twooly pwincess….’ said Dee Dee...wet’s put’s a pea unner her mattwess….dat wud fo sure tells us…..’ ‘Be carefuls doh,’ said Cynthia ‘cuz iF she do be’s a weely twooly pwincess...if she catches yew n’ kisses yew…...yew will turns into a Fwoggie!!!!’ ‘Ahhhhhhhhh’ screamed Natalie…. ‘ I doan wanna be’s a
fwoggie….ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!’ ‘Yuppers, I knows, said Suzie ‘so dats why yew doan wanna gets too cwose to her… ok’s’ ‘Yew doan needs to worry
anyways,’ said Sherri ‘cuz she doan be no pwincess.’ ‘Well….well…...well…. you’ll jus see...c’mon’ said Natalie...wet’s go n’ finds us a pea n’ den we will finds outs where she be’s sweepin tonite n’ we puts dat pea unners her mattwess n’ den we’ll shows YEW Shewwy… YUP we will’s….. SO DERE!!’
‘Hi girls,’ said Ann Estelle ‘what is all the fuss about .’ ‘Oh, Ann Estelle,’ said Suzie ‘yew gots a pwitty spwing dwess on too’s.’ ‘That’s right,’ said Ann Estelle ‘woot is putting all the winter clothes away, soon everyone will be in their spring outfits...now….back to my question...what are you fussing about.’ ‘We be’s tawkin bout dat dowy ober dere, said Dee Dee ‘da wun on da sewin table.’ ‘Yes,’ said Ann Estelle ‘what about her.’
‘She be’s so booteefuls,’ said Natalie ‘she be’s a pwincess doan she..huh...doan she.’ ‘NOPE she doan be’s no pwincess,’ said Sherri. ‘She do too’s,’ said Natalie. ‘Yup, n’ we’s gonna pwoves it’s’ said Dee Dee ‘we’s gonna puts dis pea unner her mattwess n’ just show yew!!!’
‘Girls...girls…’ said Ann Estelle wait a minute….first of all...that is not the kind of pea you put under the mattress to see if someone is a real princess….’ ‘But I makeded it mysef,’ said Dee Dee ‘ I twied weely hards too’s.’ ‘Yes and you did a great job,’ said Ann Estelle ‘but the kind of pea you want is not the letter “P” but an eating pea.’ ‘An eatin pea,’ said Cynthia but dey is all soft n’ squishy..wat wud dat do’s.’ ‘ Oh dear,’ said Ann Estelle that would be a cooked pea...the kind you use would be a dried pea...it would be like a tiny pebble.’ ‘ Ohhhhh,’ said Dee Dee and Cynthia together. ‘But it doan matters anyways,’ said Sherri cuz she doan be’s a weal pwincess...do she Ann Estelle.’ ‘We...ll … no ...she is not a real princess,’ said Ann Estelle.
“HA...TOLD YA SO...TOLD YA SO!!!!!!’ said Sherri. ‘But..’ said Ann Estelle
‘she IS a princess.’ ‘TOLE YEW SO….SO DERE,’ said Natalie. ‘ Wait, we doan unnerstands,’ said Dee Dee…’ how cud she be’s a pwincess if she doan cud be’s a weely twooly pwincess.’ ‘That’s easy,’ said Ann Estelle ‘you know that it is Onion Festival weekend and Cherish...that is her name...Cherish is to be the “Vidalia Sweet Onion Princess”. She will go to the fair tonight and the fireworks and will ride on a float in the parade tomorrow..and do a lot of other things …. just like Sandi did when she was a Sweet Onion Princess.’ ‘Ohhhhhhhhh,’ said Natalie and Sherri . ‘Yew wuz bof wite’s,’ said Suzie…’dat is good. Natawee...where yew be’s goin??’ ‘ I be’s wite baks,’ said Natalie. ‘Well, hurry,’ said Ann Estelle ‘woot sent me to get you, it is time to leave for the festival.’ ‘Hoo way!!!!’ shouted the girls… ‘we wuvs going to da fwestibal.’
Next Day…….
‘ Oh….dat wuz so much funs wast nite...wuzn’t it Thuthie,’ said Cynthia. ‘ Yup it wuz..mmmmm cotton candy n’ onyum wings n’ funnel cakes, n’ pony wides n’ da merrwy go wounds… n’…..’ ‘ Da fireworks,’ said Dee Dee…’ ‘doan forgets da firewurks!’ ‘Yup, n’ dint Cherwith wooks so pwitty,’ said Natalie…’jus wikes a weely twooly pwincess!!’ ‘Which she’s NOT,’ said Sherri. ‘Is too,’ said Natalie ‘ Ann Estelle sayded dat wuz wat it sayded on dat wibbon she wearded wast nite AND she wearded a cwown...so dere!!! Now she be’s getting weddy fo da pawade n’ we get’s to go n’ watches her...wet’s go see her.’ ‘Psssssst…. Natawee,’ said Cynthia ‘member...doan gets’ too cwose!!’
‘Hi Cherwith,’ said Natalie ‘ywe wuz weally pwitty wast nite bein da pwincess ob’s da fwestibal.’ ‘Why, thank you,’ said Cherish… ‘ I had a wonderful time and today is going to be so much fun too.’ ‘Wat wuz your fabrit pawt,’ said Dee Dee.. ‘ mine wuz da sweet onyum icecweam...yum!!’
‘Oh… I think I liked the street dance he best,’ said Cherish ‘but I think I must have overdone it…. Ididn’t sleep well last night. I couldn’t get comfortable at all...why it felt like there was a big rock in my bed… I am so sore this morning !!’
“GASP”……..’Natawee...wat did yew do’s !!!!!!!!!!’
?‘Ooo… wook at our pwitty dwesses….isn’t we jus da cutest widdle fings...we be’s sooooo pwitty yup we do’s’ said Suzie. ‘ I jus wuvs dese spwing dwesses,’ said Cynthia… ‘ I wunner why woot putted dem on us….is we gonna do sumpin speshuls?’ ‘Nope,’ said Dee Dee ‘I doan finks so...she done be’d putting spwing cwose on’s ebbry body’s...see...wook at dem Booettes...dey all gots new spwing dwesses...n’ wook at…...oh...who she be’s….dat dowy on da sewin table?’
‘I doan did nebber seeded her befores...did yew,’ said Cynthia. ‘Nope,
nebber did’s,’ said Dee Dee…. ‘Me neever,’ said Suzie, ‘wow, wunner who she be’s.’
‘I seeded her befores,’ said Natalie ‘she be’d in a boooooteefuls bwue satin dwess...wikes a pwincess...dats it...yups...jus wikes a pwincess...n’ dats cuz she be’s a pwincess...dat’s wat.. a weely twooly pwincess.’
‘Is not…’ said Sherri ‘she doan got’s no cwown so she doan cud be’s no pwincess.’ ‘Well, mebby she wosted it’s’ said Natalie ‘or mebby she be’s givin’ her head a west cuz it be’d heavy...yup...dat’s it...so...she do be’s a pwincess.’ ‘Says yew,’ said Sherri ‘Yup, says me,’ said Natalie. ‘But jus cuz yew sayded so doan makes it’s twue…’ said Sherri ‘ n’ she doan be no pwincess...so dere.’
‘Is too,’ said Natalie…’ Is not,’ said Sherri….. ‘IS TOO’ said Natalie … ‘NOT’ said Sherri ‘TOOOOOOO’ said Natalie…… ‘Well den,’ said Sherri ‘pwove it’s….wat pwincess do she be’s huh...huh HUH……… NO pwincess...dat’s wat!!’
‘We...ll,’ said Natalie ‘mebby she be’s...uh…….uh….how bouts….’ ‘HA, yew doan knows cuz she doan be’’s no pwincess,’ said Sherri. ‘How do yew knows,’ said Natalie.. ‘ mebby…… mebby...she be’s …. Cinnerwella… how bout dat’s huh.’
“NOPE,’ said Sherri, ‘she doan be’s Cinnerwella...cuz she doan gots no gwass swippers...she jus gots bare widdle toesies n’ who ebber hearded ob a pwincess wif bare toesies.’ ‘ Well ……… I know,’ said Natalie ..’she be’s
Wappunzel … see...she gotted da wong bwaid to wet down out ob’s da window fo da pwince to cwimbs ups...n’ she gots bare toesies to keeps her fum wunnin aways… SO DERE!!!!’ ‘NOPE,’ said Sherri...not Wappunzel...dat bwaid in’t eben wong enufs to weech da fwoor nebber minds all da way to da gwound fum da tower window…. nope...she doan be’s Wappunzel.’
‘ Well den,’ said Cynthia ‘ how bouts Snow White,’ ‘ NOPE’ said Sherri ‘doan got’s no bwack hair.’
Well….how bouts Sweepin Beauty den...yeah dat’s it she be’s Sweepin Beauty,’ said Suzie. ‘NOPE...NOPE….NOPE….,’ said Sherri … ‘she doan got’s a band-aid on her finger…..HA...so dere !!!’
‘I knowded how we cuds finds out if she be’s a weely twooly pwincess….’ said Dee Dee...wet’s put’s a pea unner her mattwess….dat wud fo sure tells us…..’ ‘Be carefuls doh,’ said Cynthia ‘cuz iF she do be’s a weely twooly pwincess...if she catches yew n’ kisses yew…...yew will turns into a Fwoggie!!!!’ ‘Ahhhhhhhhh’ screamed Natalie…. ‘ I doan wanna be’s a
fwoggie….ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!’ ‘Yuppers, I knows, said Suzie ‘so dats why yew doan wanna gets too cwose to her… ok’s’ ‘Yew doan needs to worry
anyways,’ said Sherri ‘cuz she doan be no pwincess.’ ‘Well….well…...well…. you’ll jus see...c’mon’ said Natalie...wet’s go n’ finds us a pea n’ den we will finds outs where she be’s sweepin tonite n’ we puts dat pea unners her mattwess n’ den we’ll shows YEW Shewwy… YUP we will’s….. SO DERE!!’
‘Hi girls,’ said Ann Estelle ‘what is all the fuss about .’ ‘Oh, Ann Estelle,’ said Suzie ‘yew gots a pwitty spwing dwess on too’s.’ ‘That’s right,’ said Ann Estelle ‘woot is putting all the winter clothes away, soon everyone will be in their spring outfits...now….back to my question...what are you fussing about.’ ‘We be’s tawkin bout dat dowy ober dere, said Dee Dee ‘da wun on da sewin table.’ ‘Yes,’ said Ann Estelle ‘what about her.’
‘She be’s so booteefuls,’ said Natalie ‘she be’s a pwincess doan she..huh...doan she.’ ‘NOPE she doan be’s no pwincess,’ said Sherri. ‘She do too’s,’ said Natalie. ‘Yup, n’ we’s gonna pwoves it’s’ said Dee Dee ‘we’s gonna puts dis pea unner her mattwess n’ just show yew!!!’
‘Girls...girls…’ said Ann Estelle wait a minute….first of all...that is not the kind of pea you put under the mattress to see if someone is a real princess….’ ‘But I makeded it mysef,’ said Dee Dee ‘ I twied weely hards too’s.’ ‘Yes and you did a great job,’ said Ann Estelle ‘but the kind of pea you want is not the letter “P” but an eating pea.’ ‘An eatin pea,’ said Cynthia but dey is all soft n’ squishy..wat wud dat do’s.’ ‘ Oh dear,’ said Ann Estelle that would be a cooked pea...the kind you use would be a dried pea...it would be like a tiny pebble.’ ‘ Ohhhhh,’ said Dee Dee and Cynthia together. ‘But it doan matters anyways,’ said Sherri cuz she doan be’s a weal pwincess...do she Ann Estelle.’ ‘We...ll … no ...she is not a real princess,’ said Ann Estelle.
“HA...TOLD YA SO...TOLD YA SO!!!!!!’ said Sherri. ‘But..’ said Ann Estelle
‘she IS a princess.’ ‘TOLE YEW SO….SO DERE,’ said Natalie. ‘ Wait, we doan unnerstands,’ said Dee Dee…’ how cud she be’s a pwincess if she doan cud be’s a weely twooly pwincess.’ ‘That’s easy,’ said Ann Estelle ‘you know that it is Onion Festival weekend and Cherish...that is her name...Cherish is to be the “Vidalia Sweet Onion Princess”. She will go to the fair tonight and the fireworks and will ride on a float in the parade tomorrow..and do a lot of other things …. just like Sandi did when she was a Sweet Onion Princess.’ ‘Ohhhhhhhhh,’ said Natalie and Sherri . ‘Yew wuz bof wite’s,’ said Suzie…’dat is good. Natawee...where yew be’s goin??’ ‘ I be’s wite baks,’ said Natalie. ‘Well, hurry,’ said Ann Estelle ‘woot sent me to get you, it is time to leave for the festival.’ ‘Hoo way!!!!’ shouted the girls… ‘we wuvs going to da fwestibal.’
Next Day…….
‘ Oh….dat wuz so much funs wast nite...wuzn’t it Thuthie,’ said Cynthia. ‘ Yup it wuz..mmmmm cotton candy n’ onyum wings n’ funnel cakes, n’ pony wides n’ da merrwy go wounds… n’…..’ ‘ Da fireworks,’ said Dee Dee…’ ‘doan forgets da firewurks!’ ‘Yup, n’ dint Cherwith wooks so pwitty,’ said Natalie…’jus wikes a weely twooly pwincess!!’ ‘Which she’s NOT,’ said Sherri. ‘Is too,’ said Natalie ‘ Ann Estelle sayded dat wuz wat it sayded on dat wibbon she wearded wast nite AND she wearded a cwown...so dere!!! Now she be’s getting weddy fo da pawade n’ we get’s to go n’ watches her...wet’s go see her.’ ‘Psssssst…. Natawee,’ said Cynthia ‘member...doan gets’ too cwose!!’
‘Hi Cherwith,’ said Natalie ‘ywe wuz weally pwitty wast nite bein da pwincess ob’s da fwestibal.’ ‘Why, thank you,’ said Cherish… ‘ I had a wonderful time and today is going to be so much fun too.’ ‘Wat wuz your fabrit pawt,’ said Dee Dee.. ‘ mine wuz da sweet onyum icecweam...yum!!’
‘Oh… I think I liked the street dance he best,’ said Cherish ‘but I think I must have overdone it…. Ididn’t sleep well last night. I couldn’t get comfortable at all...why it felt like there was a big rock in my bed… I am so sore this morning !!’
“GASP”……..’Natawee...wat did yew do’s !!!!!!!!!!’
