Post by woot on Feb 4, 2007 22:14:51 GMT -5
Uggwy Dwess
Mith Pamewa….Mith Pamewa….we got’s a pwobwem…. a BIG pwobwem
Ohhhh …...jus listen to em…….
‘I’s not wearin’ dat uggwy dwess in da bee..ooo..tee..fuls pageant… nope I’s not.’ said Sheila …’Yew wears it’s.’ ...
‘Yew wears it your own sefs…’ said Natalie ‘Yew wuz da one dat wuz sposeded to wears it.’
“Am not” …… “Are too” …… “Am NOT” ….. “Are too”... “Says WHO”
‘Says …. uh...uh….says ME,’ said Natalie ‘cuz yew wuz da one dat gotted choosed for da pageant n’ dat’s da dwess woot makeded for YEW…. so YEW got’s to wears its.’
‘Yup I wuz choosed FIRST’ said Sheila ‘so dat means I wuz da BEST choose n’ cuz I wuz da BEST choose den dat means I gets to wears da BEST dwess n’ dat uggwy dwess doan be’s it’s. I’s gonna wears da NEW dwess dat woots makin for us...so there !!!’
‘Woot’s MAKIN dat new dwess,’ said Natalie ‘uh oh …… I thoughted she wuz buyin’ us a new dwess….. oh dear...if woot’s makin it mebby it will be’s worser dan dis one…….. mebby dis one in’t so bads afteralls ….I thinks I will wears dis one n’ yew can habs da new one...ok’s…..! ‘
‘Nope,’ said Sheila ‘ dat dwess wuz sposded to be for ME.. n’ I’s gonna be da one dat wears its ...so dere…… gimme dat dwess… I’s gonna goes n’ pwactice in its….’
‘NATAWEE !!!!!’ said Suzie ‘wat did yew jus do’s… oh my !!!!
‘Yuppers’ giggled Natalie ‘n’ I gets da new dwess…. tee hee… giggle … giggle…..
‘Oh my,’ said Suzie…. ‘OH MY !!!!!’
‘Snif….snif…’
‘Sheewa wats wong,’ said Suzie. ‘Why do yew be’s cwyin’ said Natalie.
‘I be’s cwyin cuz woot sayded dat she hearded us arguin’ bouts da dwess n’ she sayded dat if we’s gonna argue wikes dat den we BOFS gots to wears its in da pageant ….. ohhhhhh ….wahhhhhh ….ebbrybodys will waf n’ waf at us cuz we doan eben gots our own dwess...ohh ….it’s just too terribubbles…..’
‘Oh noooooo……’ wailed Natalie ‘wat we’s gonna do’s...wat ebbrybodys gonna thinks…..’
‘I knows,’ said Suzie ‘ I knows zakley wat deys gonna thinks….
Dey’s gonna thinks yew be’s from da prwowd State of Geowgia wheres ebbybody knowdeds yew doan habs to habs a new dwess to be’s beautifuls for a speshul occasion…..
' Members Scarlett….she wearded CURTAINS...n’ da Fust Wady Roselyn Carter...she wearded a dwess she alweady habded wearded befores to dat Innaugural Ball...so if’s she can do dats… YEW can wears da same dwess cuz yews wepwezenting Geowgia and yew’s jus followin’ yore prwowd heritage.’
‘WOW’...said Sheila and Natalie together …. ‘We be’s kinda jus wikes da Fust Wady….. ohhh we’s gonna be’s sooooo bee ooo tee fuls in dat uggwy dwess……
‘At least it be’s better n’ curtains...poor Scarlett...now dat wud be’s bads….magine dat...wearin’ CURTAINS….ha ha ha ha ha!!!!’
Mith Pamewa….Mith Pamewa….we got’s a pwobwem…. a BIG pwobwem
Ohhhh …...jus listen to em…….
‘I’s not wearin’ dat uggwy dwess in da bee..ooo..tee..fuls pageant… nope I’s not.’ said Sheila …’Yew wears it’s.’ ...
‘Yew wears it your own sefs…’ said Natalie ‘Yew wuz da one dat wuz sposeded to wears it.’
“Am not” …… “Are too” …… “Am NOT” ….. “Are too”... “Says WHO”
‘Says …. uh...uh….says ME,’ said Natalie ‘cuz yew wuz da one dat gotted choosed for da pageant n’ dat’s da dwess woot makeded for YEW…. so YEW got’s to wears its.’
‘Yup I wuz choosed FIRST’ said Sheila ‘so dat means I wuz da BEST choose n’ cuz I wuz da BEST choose den dat means I gets to wears da BEST dwess n’ dat uggwy dwess doan be’s it’s. I’s gonna wears da NEW dwess dat woots makin for us...so there !!!’
‘Woot’s MAKIN dat new dwess,’ said Natalie ‘uh oh …… I thoughted she wuz buyin’ us a new dwess….. oh dear...if woot’s makin it mebby it will be’s worser dan dis one…….. mebby dis one in’t so bads afteralls ….I thinks I will wears dis one n’ yew can habs da new one...ok’s…..! ‘
‘Nope,’ said Sheila ‘ dat dwess wuz sposded to be for ME.. n’ I’s gonna be da one dat wears its ...so dere…… gimme dat dwess… I’s gonna goes n’ pwactice in its….’
‘NATAWEE !!!!!’ said Suzie ‘wat did yew jus do’s… oh my !!!!
‘Yuppers’ giggled Natalie ‘n’ I gets da new dwess…. tee hee… giggle … giggle…..
‘Oh my,’ said Suzie…. ‘OH MY !!!!!’
‘Snif….snif…’
‘Sheewa wats wong,’ said Suzie. ‘Why do yew be’s cwyin’ said Natalie.
‘I be’s cwyin cuz woot sayded dat she hearded us arguin’ bouts da dwess n’ she sayded dat if we’s gonna argue wikes dat den we BOFS gots to wears its in da pageant ….. ohhhhhh ….wahhhhhh ….ebbrybodys will waf n’ waf at us cuz we doan eben gots our own dwess...ohh ….it’s just too terribubbles…..’
‘Oh noooooo……’ wailed Natalie ‘wat we’s gonna do’s...wat ebbrybodys gonna thinks…..’
‘I knows,’ said Suzie ‘ I knows zakley wat deys gonna thinks….
Dey’s gonna thinks yew be’s from da prwowd State of Geowgia wheres ebbybody knowdeds yew doan habs to habs a new dwess to be’s beautifuls for a speshul occasion…..
' Members Scarlett….she wearded CURTAINS...n’ da Fust Wady Roselyn Carter...she wearded a dwess she alweady habded wearded befores to dat Innaugural Ball...so if’s she can do dats… YEW can wears da same dwess cuz yews wepwezenting Geowgia and yew’s jus followin’ yore prwowd heritage.’
‘WOW’...said Sheila and Natalie together …. ‘We be’s kinda jus wikes da Fust Wady….. ohhh we’s gonna be’s sooooo bee ooo tee fuls in dat uggwy dwess……
‘At least it be’s better n’ curtains...poor Scarlett...now dat wud be’s bads….magine dat...wearin’ CURTAINS….ha ha ha ha ha!!!!’