Post by Christine Wooten on Apr 26, 2007 14:48:24 GMT -5
Wook...It's Onyum Fwestibal Time!!!
"Hey Thandi," said Suzie..."it's Onyum Fwestibal time again. Member wast year...we habded so much fun. We sawded da firewurks."
"N' we sawded da air show, member da Snowbirds cumded all da way fwum Canada where woot cumded fwum."
"Yup, I members," said Sandi "n' dis year deys gonna habs da Bwue Angels baks...dey is aweddy pwactisin...did yew hewe dem...dey fwyded wite ober our howse!!" "Yup, I seeded dem too's," said Suzie "I went n' wooked out da studio window n' watchded dem." "Oooo member woot pwanted fwowers dat weekend too's n' we helpded."
"Yup we surely did," said Sandi..."it wuz fun!!" "Oh Thandi !!" said Suzie....I forgotted da bestest pawt ob all...yew wonded da Vewy Wittle Teeny Tiny Miss. Vidawea Thweet Onyum Pwincess n' yew gotted a cwown n' ebryfing!!!"
"Yup," said Sandi "I feelded jus wikes Thindewella too's.... I wubs my cwown." "Yep," said Suzie, " too bads yew habs to gibs it baks." "GIBS IT BAKS !!!" said Sandi "wat yew means gibs it baks...it's MINE... I wonded it!!"
"Yep," said Suzie..."but I hearded woot say dat yew habs to cwown dis years winner n' she's findin yew a pwetty dwess to wear when yew cwown da new pwincess. Wunner who it's gonna be's...wunner if woot is gonna wet any ob us be's in da pagent...Oooo I wud wuv to wear a cwown !! C'mon wet's pwactice...yew shows me wat yew habs to do's."
"NO !!!" said Sandi...."I won't ... I doan wants to gibs baks my cwown...so there....it's MINE!!" "Hey, Thandi...cum baks....cum baks !!" said Suzie..." oh dewe wat we's gonna do's!!"
"Thuthie...Thuthie," said Sherri..."did yew see da purdy dwess woot's makin for Thandi to wear to cwown da new Onyum Pwincess. I jus wubs it's...I wishes I cud be in da pagent dis year." "Me too's," said Suzie.."I wud wuvs to habs a cwown to wear."
"Well," said Sherri "if we wuz in da pagent...yew wud woose n' I wud get's da cwown cuz I'm beautifuls...ewwybody says so....cuz dey wuvs my wed hair...n' yew got's messy hair so yew wouldn't wins...but mebby yew wud be's nummer fibe or thix...mebby....I guesses yew cud makes mebby nummer thix...yup I finks dats bout wites."
"I doan can hep my messy hair," said Suzie..."dat's all it cud do's n' yew knows woot doan can do hair...sides...woot finks I be's cute's wif my messy hair...it be's da natual pwayed wif wook n' sum peeples wikes dats...so dere...n' I bet's wotsa peeples doan wike wed hair...ewwybody knows da bestest famosest bootiful wadies habs bwonde hair n' bwue eyes...n' guess wats...da messy wook is in wite now's ....so I be's da bestest choice to be's in da pagent...n' yew got's gween cat's eyes anyways...!!"
"YEW...yew....yew...!!!" huffed Sherri..." Yew messy haired....funny wookin dowy....yew's not pwitty...yew's funny wookin....Funny Wookin....FUNNY WOOKIN!!!"
"Snif....snif....Thewwy yew hurted my feewings...thayin dat I wuz funny wookin...," said Suzie. "Well...yew are's ," said Sherri..."FUN...NY...WOOK...IN.....FUN.......uh oh!!!"
"Girls !!" said Toni "how can you be so mean to each other...you know what woot says...if you can't say something nice...don't say anything at all. If woot heard you being so mean she would probably make you stay home and miss the whole festival. Now how would you like to miss the fireworks and the airshow and the arts an crafts festival,...the rodeo, the street dance and the children's parade...and the rides at the carnival and the candy floss and funnel cake...and oh...all sorts of stuff!!" "I wuddn't wikes it at all's" said Suzie... I wuv goin to da Onyum Fwestibal n' I want's to be's in da Onyum eatin contest too's." "Well then you two had better apologize and be nice to each other," said Toni.
"She sayded I habded gween cat's eyes," said Sherri..." she needs to polygize fust." "Well, she sayded dat I wuzn't pwitty...dat I wuz funny wookin," said Suzie. "Well, yew are," said Sherri...funny wookin...funny wookin...FUN....."
"That's enough!!" said Toni..."you two need some time out....now I'm going ot put a little chair at this end of the hall for one of you, and one at the other end of the hall for the other one. Now you can just sit there until you can apologize nicely and be kind to each other again."
"Cat's eyes!!"
"Funny wookin!!"
"Cat's eyes!!!"
"Funny wookin!!!"
"CA....FUN"!!!!!
"Alright...you two that's enough," said Toni. "Woot say's you are both to go straight to bed... NOW...not another word out of either of you. You will miss the fireworks tonight and of course the pagent...you won't get to see Sandi crown the new princess, and...each time either one of you says something unkind you will give up one more event...do you understand...it doesn't matter who says it...you will both miss out!!"
"Snif...it's all your fawlt"......"snif, yew stawted it".....
"Dose firewurks is wowd"...... BOOM!!!!
"I's sowwy.."...."Me too's!!!! Wet's be fwends...Ok's...." "Ok's!!"
"Hey Thandi," said Suzie..."it's Onyum Fwestibal time again. Member wast year...we habded so much fun. We sawded da firewurks."
"N' we sawded da air show, member da Snowbirds cumded all da way fwum Canada where woot cumded fwum."
"Yup, I members," said Sandi "n' dis year deys gonna habs da Bwue Angels baks...dey is aweddy pwactisin...did yew hewe dem...dey fwyded wite ober our howse!!" "Yup, I seeded dem too's," said Suzie "I went n' wooked out da studio window n' watchded dem." "Oooo member woot pwanted fwowers dat weekend too's n' we helpded."
"Yup we surely did," said Sandi..."it wuz fun!!" "Oh Thandi !!" said Suzie....I forgotted da bestest pawt ob all...yew wonded da Vewy Wittle Teeny Tiny Miss. Vidawea Thweet Onyum Pwincess n' yew gotted a cwown n' ebryfing!!!"
"Yup," said Sandi "I feelded jus wikes Thindewella too's.... I wubs my cwown." "Yep," said Suzie, " too bads yew habs to gibs it baks." "GIBS IT BAKS !!!" said Sandi "wat yew means gibs it baks...it's MINE... I wonded it!!"
"Yep," said Suzie..."but I hearded woot say dat yew habs to cwown dis years winner n' she's findin yew a pwetty dwess to wear when yew cwown da new pwincess. Wunner who it's gonna be's...wunner if woot is gonna wet any ob us be's in da pagent...Oooo I wud wuv to wear a cwown !! C'mon wet's pwactice...yew shows me wat yew habs to do's."
"NO !!!" said Sandi...."I won't ... I doan wants to gibs baks my cwown...so there....it's MINE!!" "Hey, Thandi...cum baks....cum baks !!" said Suzie..." oh dewe wat we's gonna do's!!"
"Thuthie...Thuthie," said Sherri..."did yew see da purdy dwess woot's makin for Thandi to wear to cwown da new Onyum Pwincess. I jus wubs it's...I wishes I cud be in da pagent dis year." "Me too's," said Suzie.."I wud wuvs to habs a cwown to wear."
"Well," said Sherri "if we wuz in da pagent...yew wud woose n' I wud get's da cwown cuz I'm beautifuls...ewwybody says so....cuz dey wuvs my wed hair...n' yew got's messy hair so yew wouldn't wins...but mebby yew wud be's nummer fibe or thix...mebby....I guesses yew cud makes mebby nummer thix...yup I finks dats bout wites."
"I doan can hep my messy hair," said Suzie..."dat's all it cud do's n' yew knows woot doan can do hair...sides...woot finks I be's cute's wif my messy hair...it be's da natual pwayed wif wook n' sum peeples wikes dats...so dere...n' I bet's wotsa peeples doan wike wed hair...ewwybody knows da bestest famosest bootiful wadies habs bwonde hair n' bwue eyes...n' guess wats...da messy wook is in wite now's ....so I be's da bestest choice to be's in da pagent...n' yew got's gween cat's eyes anyways...!!"
"YEW...yew....yew...!!!" huffed Sherri..." Yew messy haired....funny wookin dowy....yew's not pwitty...yew's funny wookin....Funny Wookin....FUNNY WOOKIN!!!"
"Snif....snif....Thewwy yew hurted my feewings...thayin dat I wuz funny wookin...," said Suzie. "Well...yew are's ," said Sherri..."FUN...NY...WOOK...IN.....FUN.......uh oh!!!"
"Girls !!" said Toni "how can you be so mean to each other...you know what woot says...if you can't say something nice...don't say anything at all. If woot heard you being so mean she would probably make you stay home and miss the whole festival. Now how would you like to miss the fireworks and the airshow and the arts an crafts festival,...the rodeo, the street dance and the children's parade...and the rides at the carnival and the candy floss and funnel cake...and oh...all sorts of stuff!!" "I wuddn't wikes it at all's" said Suzie... I wuv goin to da Onyum Fwestibal n' I want's to be's in da Onyum eatin contest too's." "Well then you two had better apologize and be nice to each other," said Toni.
"She sayded I habded gween cat's eyes," said Sherri..." she needs to polygize fust." "Well, she sayded dat I wuzn't pwitty...dat I wuz funny wookin," said Suzie. "Well, yew are," said Sherri...funny wookin...funny wookin...FUN....."
"That's enough!!" said Toni..."you two need some time out....now I'm going ot put a little chair at this end of the hall for one of you, and one at the other end of the hall for the other one. Now you can just sit there until you can apologize nicely and be kind to each other again."
"Cat's eyes!!"
"Funny wookin!!"
"Cat's eyes!!!"
"Funny wookin!!!"
"CA....FUN"!!!!!
"Alright...you two that's enough," said Toni. "Woot say's you are both to go straight to bed... NOW...not another word out of either of you. You will miss the fireworks tonight and of course the pagent...you won't get to see Sandi crown the new princess, and...each time either one of you says something unkind you will give up one more event...do you understand...it doesn't matter who says it...you will both miss out!!"
"Snif...it's all your fawlt"......"snif, yew stawted it".....
"Dose firewurks is wowd"...... BOOM!!!!
"I's sowwy.."...."Me too's!!!! Wet's be fwends...Ok's...." "Ok's!!"