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[Christine Wooten]

'EEEKkk' said Sandi 'wat wuz dat..... I sawded sumpin widdle...it be'd wunnin cwoss da woom!!!' 'Ohhhh!!' said Suzie 'wuz it a mousie...eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!' 'Nope,' said Sandi 'it doan be'd a mousie, it habded cwose on's n' it be'd gween.' 'A GWEEN mousie eeekkk!!!' said Suzie. 'NOPE, I sayded it doan did be's a mousie.... it be's a widdle man wif a funny hat!!' 'Ohh,' said Suzie... 'I knowded wat dat is...it be's a weppycom!!'




'Wat's a weppycom,' said Sandi. 'He be's a widdle majiks man dat gibs yew wishes if yew catches him,' said Suzie.
'WOW, wet's catches him den's,' said Sandi. 'How we's gonna do dat,' said Suzie 'I dint cud eben seeded him, he wuz so fasts.' 'Dat's cuz he be's majiks,' said Sandi 'majiks guys moves berry berry fasts, n' dey can dissypeers toos!' 'Den how we's gonna catches dem if we doan can see's em,' said Suzie..'huh!....oh waits... I members...yew got's to tricky dem weppycoms.' 'How do yew do dats,' said Sandi... 'I dunno,' said Suzie, I just membered da tricky part....'



'Wat elses can yew members bout dem weppycoms...finks...finks....' said Sandi. 'I finks mebby dey cums fum gweenwand cuz deys gween, n' he carries a widdle hammer to hit stuffs wif,'said Suzie. 'But Thuthie,' said Sandi 'dat weppycom doan habded a widdle hammer, I knowded cuz I sawded him n' yew dint.' 'Well, he must habded a hammer cuz he wuz gween n' he wuz a weppycom, so he habded to habs his majiks hammer,' said Suzie. 'Well, he din't so there!!' said Sandi. 'Wunner if he wosted its,' said Suzie.. ' dat's wat he be'd wookin for...his widdle hammer!!' 'Why duz dey carries a hammer to hit stuffs wifs anyway,' said Sandi. 'Doan yew knows nuffins bout weppycoms,'....said Suzie....'weppycoms is boy fairys....girl fairys carries majkis wands n' boy fairys carries majiks hammers... SAME FING of COURSE!!!!'




'Ohhhh,' said Sandi, 'well, if he be'd lost'eds his majiks hammer he doan cud gibs us our wish if we do be'd able to catches him...so wat we's gonna do's!' 'Well,' said Suzie...'mebby he got's more majiks den jus dat hammer...yeah....member...majiks guys got's majiks hats n' yew say'ded dat he hab'ded a big hat so.....mebby he got's majiks in dat hat toos!!!' 'Ohhh yeah,' said Sandi 'but dey only gets bunnies out ob's majiks hats doan dey.' 'Well,' said Suzie 'wat wuz yew gonna wishes for...wat's wongs wifs a cute cuddwy bunny huh...huh!!!'



'Well,' said Sandi...'I wuz gonna wishes for sum purdy new shoes.' 'Doan be sillwy,' said Suzie ...'weppycoms doan knows nuffin bout shoes!!!' "Doan know nuffin bout shoes.....DOAN KNOW NUFFIN BOUT SHOES!!!!!!!!!!' shrieked a tiny voice 'why just let me tell you me darlins...!!!'



'WHO SAY'DED DATS!!', said Suzie. 'Oh, wook!!' said Sandi...'it's da weppycom...gwabs him quicks!!!'
'Hee he he he heeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' said the little voice 'Oomph....oh....we missed!!!'




'He's gone'ded!!!' 'Where did he goes!' said Suzie. 'I dunno,' said Sandi 'dose weppycoms sure do be's twickys!!'
'Shhh... I see's him...wook...over dere,' said Suzie..'if we both goes ober dere on each sides we can catches him...shhhhh...gwabs his coat tail dat will get's him.shhhh c'mon.....!!' "GOTCHA!!!"




'Oh, me darlins...that ye do...that ye do...now ...what will it take to get ye to let me go hmmmm.....'
'GASP!!...are yew a weally twooly weppycom,'said Suzie.
'That I am darlin, that I am..' said the leprechaun. 'N' yew gots majiks n' eberyfings,' said Sandi.' 'Yes, me darlin I do,' said the leprechaun....'and here's what I'm gonna do... I heard you say you wanted purdy new shoes...well... I be a tellin you that I will give you BOTH not only the finest new shoes in all the land but a new dress too.... to celebrate the day of our blessed Saint Patrick, which is tomorrow, so you best be decidin quick me darlins.' 'But wat bout our majiks wishes,' said Suzie 'huh...wat bout dem!!!'




'Well now, me darlins,' said the leprechaun...'I'll do somethin even better than grant ye a wish... I will give ye a MAGIC HAT all of your very own...and when ever one of you is WEARIN IT ON YOUR HEAD ye may make ONE wish each and every day...now...how's that me darlins.... if you let me go...when you wake up in the mornin...so it shall be....new dress...new shoes and the MAGIC HAT.' 'WOW!!' said Suzie and Sandi together.... 'let's do it...wow all dem wishes just for us....ok's bye Mr. Weppycom...fank yew!!!!' 'Bye me darlins,' said the leprechaun...' and may the luck of the Irish be with you!'...........hee..he...he..he heeeee...... you'll need it!!!!!!!!!'


'Huh!!!!'



'Wook...dose weppycoms sure do be's twicky!!!!....'

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!